Me running away from reality.
let’s take a minute and realize how heavy that train must have been.
Well considering how heavy her hair used to be, that trail would be rather easy, don’t you think?
What if the train is exactly as long as her hair was?
oH COME O N DISNEY
Just think, after years of being weighed down by like 60ft of hair and to suddenly have it all gone? She’s going to have major balance problems after that and afterwards be really fast.
Is no one going to talk about the horse just hanging out in church?he’s not “just hanging out” he’s the ringbearer
"I’ve never seen any life transformation that didn’t begin with the person in question finally getting tired of their own bullshit."-
Elizabeth Gilbert (via liquid-diamonds-flowing)
If you start from the bottom up it’s a story of two friends. Then murder, then revenge.
I like it backwards
That’s one way to handle the heat.
I’m never gonna get over Ellen’s face
parents: you need a haircut
"This leaves men confused and unable to pigeonhole you. What they are forced to do instead is… take you seriously."
Reblog every time.
i will ALWAYS reblog this. I feel powerful just reading this photoset lol
i formally apologize to anyone who knew me when i was 13
//This began the rise of Aperture Science.
SPRTIZ THIS SHIT ON YOUR DICK AND YOUR E HARD FOR LIFETHAT IS NOT THE INTENDED USE, SIR
SPRAY IT ON YOUR NIPPLES
U L T I M A T E N I P P L E S
T H A T I S N O T T H E I N T E N D E D U S E S I R
If I spray it all over my body can I jump off a building like Sherlock? This is on my list
Emma Watson’s response to the nude photo leak threats
Literally a goddess.